Monday, October 27, 2003

Criminal Behavior

Riding into work tonight, Irvine Police decide to pull me over because the bike I'm riding--on the sidewalk up above and away from street traffic about 10 feet--doesn't have a headlight or tail light. This is what being a police officer is all about.

He let me go with a warning. What a nice guy. And I didn't even have to give him a blow job or follow him back to his home and...