Tuesday, December 14, 2010

"On top of Old Smokey,
All covered with snow.
I lost my true lover,
For courtin' too slow."

Modern Day Interpretation:
Some gay dude was flying high, cheating & giving it to a Bear while snorting cocaine off his backside; meanwhile, the love of his life wasn't waiting around all night for someone who never came home.

The lesson here?

REMEMBER KIDS...ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES!

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