I was reading bulletins on MySpace and came across one of those long surveys that people answer about themselves. This one caught my eye from my Las Vegas friend, Eddie:
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15. When did you first start feeling old?
Okay, it was Thursday. SO, this kid at the bar is hitting on me.. he's obviously BARELY 21 if not younger. So, I try ignoring him, and he's just not going away. So, Finally, I'm like. "I've not done anything that would make you think I'm even remotely interested in you, What do you see with me that you just can't get a clue?" his reply "I think older guys are sexy"
This ZYGOTE at a bar thinks I'm the older guy. *cries*
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